The Efficient Allocation Of Babies

In my thread... Game Theory For Baby Names... Bombadil sarcastically suggested that babies be allocated according to spending.  It reminded me of the first episode of the Australian show "Offspring"...

And we land in whichever family we scored. Do babies end up with the families that suit them best?  Would we be better off swapping around?  

Do the best with what you're given, kids, like the rest of us.  For better or worse, you can't choose your family.